Mr and Mrs Twit are extremely nasty, so the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the Roly-Poly bird hatch an ingenious plan to give them just the ghastly surprise they deserve.

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it looks so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it."</p> How do you outwit a Twit? Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything -- except playing mean jokes on ...(展开全部)

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it looks so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it."</p> How do you outwit a Twit? Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything -- except playing mean jokes on ...(展开全部)

《夫妇们》写于1968年，是厄普代克非常畅销的小说，小说的情节极为简单，不过是10对夫妇的偷情故事。但《夫妇们》并非美国版的《金瓶梅》，依然是一部严肃的现实主义作品。当然，书中有不少关于通奸、换妻、同性恋等的正面或侧面描写，但厄普代克的本意绝非“诲淫”，而是客观地反映现实，对60年代的美国中产阶级生活和思想进行了比较全面的总结。此书的出版引起极大轰动，厄普代克也由此首次登上《时代》封面，封面标题就是“通奸社会”。

高冷女BOSS VS 软萌男主　　这个寒冬，最幸运最温暖的事情是再次遇见你……

简介：主要人物:程潇，王一博转学第一天，从小一起长大的恶魔竹马（一博）竟当众强吻她（潇潇）壁咚？kiss？居然还要做他的女人？潇潇表示忍无可忍:王一博，不许碰我一博:你是我老婆，我想怎么碰就怎么碰潇潇:王一博，我讨厌你一博:你讨厌我，可我喜欢你啊潇潇:王一博，你不要脸至于这个嘛……

突然发现怀了三胎的家庭主妇赵小刀，破灭了回到的职场的梦想；在一个因为家庭琐事冲突的早晨，她冲出家门，决定去打胎！这时命运转盘来了一次乐透大放送——老公和自己交换了身份！公婆和爸妈交换了身份！so赵小刀变身霸道总裁秦天易，而霸总老公变成了小心翼翼的孕妇赵小刀！两人大眼瞪小眼，开始了爆笑的同居和搞事业同步进行的再恋爱新生活！就……还蛮甜的？

简介：这个，自己看吧

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简介：甜，超甜，喜欢的快来看看短篇小说希望大家喜欢哦(´-ω-`)